No thanks for the memories, or the legacy for that matter, but thanks for making an amusing mockery of the English language.

Courtesy of the VERY not-safe-for-work ORSM.

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
“If you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness.”
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is “to be prepared”.”
“Justice ought to be fair.”
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
“If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.”
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
“Reading is the basics for all learning.”
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
“September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I will never forget.”
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
“I have opinions of my own -strong opinionsbut I don’t always agree with them.”
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
“When the governor calls, I answer his phone.”
“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.”
“(The Taliban) have no disregard for human life”
“I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be… hold hands.”
“The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
“It’s a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
“I’m honoured to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.”
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
“I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.”
“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
“General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq.”
“I think we agree, the past is over.”
“America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalienalienable right of life.”
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can’t get fooled again.”
“I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.”
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
“You wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”
“Sometimes when you study history, you get stuck in the past.”
“It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm’s way.”
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe”
“There is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.”
“I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.”
“It’s very important for folks to understand that when there’s more trade, there’s more commerce.”
“I think it’s really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to… the beauty of playing baseball.”
“One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end.”
“You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war president. No president wants to be a war president, but I am one.”
“I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.”
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
“(I will) keep good relations with the Grecians.”
“I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.”
“We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who’s a parent, and a mum or a dad.”
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
“I’m sure you can imagine it’s an unimaginable honour to live here.”
“I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
“I’ve coined new words, like ‘misunderstanding’.”
“Public speaking is very easy.”

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