In the light of last night’s crushing loss (88 points was it? Why, yes, 88 points. 88 points you say…) in the rugby and the poor showing at this year’s World Athletics meet in Osaka (one bronze medal was it? …) it’s good to see that Japan can be the world champion at something other than producing beautiful women (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

Say hello to Ochi Yosuke, your Air Guitar World Champion for 2007! Maybe it was that sweater that got him over the line. Raaawwwrrr!